The exam is in half an hour @:3 Jack sorry this is my best fucking balatro run @TRr4M (David)
Quote of :3 Jack, TRr4M (David)
Mon Aug 26 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 25 matches
This is me tactically pretending not to know the words so that my secret furry identity doesn't leak @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Tue Jul 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 26 out of 36 matches
Why would you drive that fast to get to a job at a cemetery? Like, they'll still be dead? - @nczztk
Quote of \- @nczztk
Tue May 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 29 out of 44 matches
COMP2620 Logic:
- Students stress about their marks
- We do not want students to be stressed Therefore, we should not give students their marks. @Hadyn
Quote of Hadyn
Thu May 16 2024
This quote has been picked in 34 out of 54 matches
Sorry babe I know you want to go to dinner but I need to update the BIOS @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Mon Jul 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 27 out of 43 matches
This is like when my scrummaster comes in with the ... what the fuck is it called... user stories and says I have bitted this to the bit bucket, lets scrum gang! @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Thu May 16 2024
This quote has been picked in 26 out of 44 matches
WE’RE BUYING A MEGACHUP WE’RE CHUPPING OUT OF CONTROL @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Fri Jun 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 33 matches
Stop correcting peoples pronounciation
@Pat 🦊 Pronunciation @:3 Jack:( @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊, :3 Jack
Mon Apr 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 29 matches
i think it's time I pay someone for an assignment. May as well go out with a bang.
Quote of sandy snud
Fri May 31 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 30 matches
My life is messed up; I've had Pilk like twenty times, but never mustard - @furries for anusa
Quote of furries for anusa
Fri Mar 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 26 out of 39 matches
@Pat 🦊: the Swedish speak Swish
Quote of Pat 🦊
Mon Feb 26 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 38 matches
nah, i tried for 5 minutes and didnt see any immediate return on investment so im giving up on that whole "health" thing
Quote of TRr4M
Tue Nov 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 17 out of 20 matches
Days since being a lesbian, zero, that's my CSSA @Lauren
Quote of Lauren
Mon Aug 26 2024
This quote has been picked in 41 out of 74 matches
if i'm gonna find academic misconduct i'd like it to at least be funny @Thalia (obnoxious)
Quote of Thalia (obnoxious)
Tue Aug 06 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 26 matches
My goal in life is configuring arch, my uni work is only secondary. My uni work is for helping me get better at configuring Arch @Hazariel
Quote of Hazariel
Wed Apr 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 27 out of 46 matches
As Shoaib Akram, I want my scooter to be able to be joined to other scooters to form a mega scooter, so that i can demonstrate exactly how instructions are like gang members
Quote of Tetrii
Tue Jul 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 50 matches
this is the closest I get to clubbing @TRr4M (David) at the 2300 study event
Quote of TRr4M (David)
Tue Jun 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 30 matches
Overclocking is a sin. This is purely Christian memory timing optimisation. @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Thu May 23 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 23 matches
also undersea cable eating shark is a firewall @beep boop i am Mage
Quote of beep boop i am Mage
Mon May 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 36 out of 61 matches
C# isnt just used for gamedev, you can do plenty of other thing in Unity
Quote of TRr4M (David)
Wed Feb 14 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 36 matches
The elites don't want you to know this, but implications are bidirectional
Quote of :3 Jack
Mon Nov 13 2023
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 33 matches
i just thought as computer scientists we weren’t allowed to have sex @sandy snud
Quote of sandy snud
Wed Aug 07 2024
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 53 matches
Guys I've used the word holistically I'm so done @Itay
Quote of Itay
Sun Aug 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 27 out of 45 matches
The kids love microplastics @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Wed Jul 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 31 matches
if any linux command doesn't go through, I simply add double dash force and hope the devs added the funny button @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Sun Mar 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 32 matches
You are hyperinflating the @Jasper CSSA Quote market. Stop it. We need to maintain resource scarcity of @Jasper quotes for proper value. @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Fri Jul 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 32 matches
The longer I do computer science the worse I am at computer @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Sat May 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 38 matches
plus they even rhyme. Duck and quark
Quote of :3 Jack
Fri Aug 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 26 out of 43 matches
Quick Patrick disable the networking stack on your computer it's bloat you don't need it
I have a button specifically for this
Quote of Bailey, Pat 🦊
Mon Aug 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 29 out of 50 matches
@Jasper If you're the kind of person who corrects people on how to pronounce LaTeX @:3 Jack I pronounce it Typst
Quote of Jasper, :3 Jack
Fri Aug 09 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 28 matches
This part is really annoying until you know you can just extended super dash—fuck - @mallocs (Alex she/her)
Quote of mallocs (Alex she/her)
Wed Nov 15 2023
This quote has been picked in 28 out of 53 matches
I'm anti big-bucket of Chups @Felix
Quote of Felix
Fri Jun 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 26 out of 43 matches
@Jasper: Cute dog @Jasper: (the dog should run 150MHz BCLK) @:3 Jack: do not oc the dog jasper
Quote of Jasper, :3 Jack
Wed Apr 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 31 matches
They want you to develop a network that is reliable and robust. As a result, they have asked you to implement it in C.
Quote of Sophie
Thu Oct 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 21 matches
i have an eep scheduled tomorrow at 9am, I'm afraid im fully booked so the exam must wait @Bailey
Quote of Bailey
Tue Jun 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 36 matches
We're only two weeks into the semester and I'm already three weeks behind @TRr4M (David)
Quote of TRr4M (David)
Thu Aug 01 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 35 matches
i wish clicking radio buttons felt like bubble wrap, but it doesnt and i hate it @mallocs (Alex she/her)
Quote of mallocs (Alex she/her)
Fri Sep 13 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 53 matches
Nice T-shirt Thanks, I feel like I'm doing chem student drag - two joint sciences bonfire organisers, the latter of which was wearing a minecraft periodic table shirt
Quote of \- two joint sciences bonfire organisers, the latter of which was wearing a minecraft periodic table shirt
Mon Aug 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 34 out of 58 matches
can we say no small pillows on the basis that if we wanted more pillows then we can just buy more blåhaj @Felix
Quote of Felix
Fri Jun 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 52 matches
“Do more fraud!” spritzes Shaun
Quote of Jasper
Fri Oct 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 19 matches
I hate when I accidentally use my submissive hand to do art - @glowingtable
Quote of glowingtable
Thu May 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 29 matches
Nice argument, however I have drawn myself as the smart blue pi and you as the confused brown pi - @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Sun Aug 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 29 matches
I'm just back to commit theft <steals the monitor from the common room> @Ashley
Quote of Ashley
Sat Apr 13 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 30 matches
[15:37] @mallocs (Alex she/her): BORROW CHECKER WHYYYYYYYYYY [15:37] @mallocs (Alex she/her): I KNOW ITS TECHNICALLY UNSAFE, BUT JUST LET ME DO IT [15:43] @mallocs (Alex she/her): ok its chill :)
Quote of mallocs (Alex she/her)
Mon Apr 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 53 matches
We can annex N101 through a flanking attack from the triangle room & the CR. @Felix
Quote of Felix
Fri Jun 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 34 matches
Mrow - Unknown caller
Quote of \- Unknown caller
Tue Sep 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 34 out of 59 matches
I have accidentally destroyed your Windows, it is time to instal Arch! @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Mon Apr 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 34 out of 60 matches
Gay flush is the normal one, they have to specify Straight Flush.
Quote of Thalia
Mon Sep 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 25 matches
How did he get up there [a tree]? @Julian Malloc. That's what happens if you dereference the wrong pointer. @AlexB
Quote of Julian, AlexB
Fri Aug 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 58 matches
The motion my hands are making right now is the motion of me killing a turtle @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Fri Jul 19 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 38 matches
Nah f*ck that. I’ll do meth but I won’t touch Factorio.
Quote of Anonymous
Sun Nov 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 23 matches
I don't need discord to assign me a gender I already can't be bothered to do that myself @6000j (Jacob)
Quote of 6000j (Jacob)
Thu May 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 56 matches
I am the sausage King @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Thu Mar 14 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 39 matches
Everybody's chipping in with the drugs, I love this community @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Fri May 31 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 47 matches
sun tzu said that - and I think he knows a little more about email chains than you do pal because he invented it
Quote of thom
Thu Aug 21 2025
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 10 matches
King, jack, nine, eight, six - that's about as straight as you @Felix
Quote of Felix
Thu May 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 30 matches
@Lavender: I've got a second bag, for Hugh @sandy snud: Selling bags, are we? On campus? @Lavender: I didn't say selling! @sandy snud: Distributing bags, are we?
Quote of Lavender, sandy snud
Wed Feb 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 41 matches
my understanding is that doing something that's not scrum while calling it scrum is the core idea of scrum
Quote of 6000j (Jacob)
Wed Feb 26 2025
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 13 matches
typst typst baby (to the tune of ice ice baby) @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Fri May 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 30 matches
Whats a slur? wouldnt you like to know weather boy @queen.ash
Quote of @queen.ash
Sun Mar 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 48 matches
The three genders. Atlassian, Jane Street, and ASD @mallocs (Alex she/her)
Quote of mallocs (Alex she/her)
Wed Jul 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 35 matches
I'll give you more assignment marks if you put in your sleep schedule and it's a solid 8-10 @Jasper (/s)
Quote of Jasper
Wed Mar 27 2024
This quote has been picked in 39 out of 73 matches
A pide feeds 2.5 persons. So 2 normal people and one short person. Sry @Brightony
@Jasper
Quote of Brightony, Jasper
Fri Jul 26 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 36 matches
This is quotes, we don't do context here @Ashley
Quote of Ashley
Fri May 10 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 37 matches
"I spent exactly 5 minutes thinking about type checking and now I want to build a programming language" - @mallocs (Alex she/her)
Quote of mallocs (Alex she/her)
Mon Dec 11 2023
This quote has been picked in 42 out of 76 matches
the university is just a hedge fund that offers classes @Bailey
Quote of Bailey
Tue Jun 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 37 matches
Oh, crime! Fun, we love crime @kate
Quote of kate
Thu Aug 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 37 out of 71 matches
UwU you tried to set the value of a null-pointer @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Mon Sep 02 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 37 matches
functions weren't meant to interact with the real world @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Sun Aug 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 33 matches
Why wouldn't I commit to main? That's where the code goes!
Quote of Lauren
Sun Sep 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 27 matches
im kinda fucked for this exam i cant listen to break core while i program
Quote of lena
Mon Nov 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 19 matches
Are you ready to be lightly railed?
Quote of Ashley
Sun Dec 17 2023
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 30 matches
Databases don't need security @Itay
Quote of Itay
Tue Aug 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 34 out of 62 matches
This is how like 99% of maths proofs work tbh. Start writing and pray that Cthulu takes mercy on your GPA.
Quote of lance_lance
Thu Nov 09 2023
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 23 matches
I would google that right now but I don't think hyperland has alt tab @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Thu Apr 18 2024
This quote has been picked in 26 out of 47 matches
@Julian: I love Firebase so much I was dreaming about it last night @:3 Jack: That's not a dream, that's a nightmare, buddy
Quote of Julian, :3 Jack
Fri May 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 44 matches
Have you ever asked for help with java on tinder? I have Unknown student
Quote of Unknown student
Mon May 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 32 matches
I would never cheat on
r5withr4@Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Sat Jun 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 25 out of 44 matches
@:3 Jack: Can't we just go back to the stone age? ... Vibe on a pasture? @Pat 🦊: Yeah, but then I wouldn't have Linux
Quote of :3 Jack, Pat 🦊
Thu Feb 22 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 62 matches
Lord give me the strength to not kick him in his transitive closure. @Itay
Quote of Itay
Wed Aug 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 31 matches
sharepoint cssslay cssa lgtm [object Object]
Quote of Felix
Tue Feb 13 2024
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 20 matches
Microplastics are good for you @kate
Quote of kate
Wed Sep 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 52 matches
the
dindostands for dmonad @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Mon May 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 37 out of 70 matches
much like with most success, the secret ingredient is crime :devious:
Quote of Jasper
Thu Oct 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 25 matches
What I'm saying is that I'm a feminist and you should murder him @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Thu Jun 06 2024
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 57 matches
Holy shit this exam is gonna be non-trivial @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Sun Jun 09 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 39 matches
@Itay : This is the person who got me onto linux *Pointing at Jasper @Itay 's Dad: Thank you
Quote of Itay
Wed Aug 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 40 matches
typst, dysphoria, and furries wow it really is 11:11 in the cssa discord server isn’t it?
Quote of Thalia (obnoxious)
Sun Dec 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 20 matches
Is there the opposite of a cyber security major? Can I do a cyber insecurity major? -@Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Wed Mar 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 35 out of 69 matches
Patrick: I managed to convince my company to use discord as its core platform Astrid: How’s that working out for you? Patrick: Well the company no longer exists
Quote of Patrick and Astrid
Sun Oct 06 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 24 matches
At-yass-ian Queen @Jasper I will kill you @Ashley
Quote of Jasper, Ashley
Thu Apr 18 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 27 matches
Every other flavour of oreo is pareto-dominated by regular oreos - @Badger
Quote of Badger
Mon Feb 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 41 matches
Is that the mythical Shoaib?
I expected him to be taller
You all talk about him like he's a 6ft tall muscle bound chad @Thalia (obnoxious)
Quote of Thalia (obnoxious)
Fri Aug 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 31 matches
We want proper piratical scurvy not "I ate nothing but mi goreng until my vitamin C ran out" study-period scurvy
Quote of endgame
Wed Oct 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 17 matches
- Don't make pilk.
- seriously, don't even drink pilk.
- Don't let @furries for anusa convince you pilk is a good idea. - @Ashley pilk is a great idea!! :mayaalso: - @furries for anusa
Quote of furries for anusa, Ashley
Sat Jan 06 2024
This quote has been picked in 29 out of 59 matches
I'm like general grievous right, but instead of a bunch of lightsabers under my cloak, i have a frying pan and a carton of eggs.
Quote of Lauren
Fri Oct 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 20 matches
@sandy snud: You could hit a child with this and not injure them @Jasper: That's a pretty standard metric, I think, for packing materials
Quote of sandy snud, Jasper
Fri Mar 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 57 matches
doing valuable work vs posting questionable memes is the real social credit score tbh
Quote of beep boop i am Mage
Mon Feb 10 2025
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 17 matches
I need to actually be productive which means I need a second terminal @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Fri Aug 16 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 42 matches
oh my god in the silence i can hear balatro noises @beep boop i am Mage
Quote of beep boop i am Mage
Sun Jun 02 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 42 matches
turns out you gotta edge the capacitor @Perspicacious (Jon)
Quote of Perspicacious (Jon)
Tue Jun 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 32 out of 64 matches
at this rate your entire playlist will be white girl queer music and then I might have to sue you for cultural appropriation. @queen.ash
Quote of @queen.ash
Sun Jul 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 37 out of 74 matches
@mallocs (Alex she/her): See what happens when I get more than three hours' sleep? I haven't been quoted once today! @Ashley: You were quoted like three times yesterday... @mallocs (Alex she/her): Because I got three hours' sleep!!
Quote of mallocs (Alex she/her), Ashley
Fri Mar 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 35 matches
*picks up CR phone* *Helluva boss plays* *Hands phone to Itay* This is for you @rOnInRaJ
Quote of rOnInRaJ
Fri Sep 06 2024
This quote has been picked in 34 out of 69 matches
How often do I have problems remembering appointments or obligations? None, because I have a google calendar that I forget to put appointments in @sandy snud
Quote of sandy snud
Sat Apr 13 2024
This quote has been picked in 17 out of 28 matches
Just because its true doesn't mean it's helpful @Hackermuffin (Peter) Like Monads @Pat 🦊
Quote of Hackermuffin (Peter), Pat 🦊
Thu May 09 2024
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 61 matches
I love when CBE said "Its CBEing time" and then CBEed all over my contract - @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Thu May 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 43 matches
D&D is just ranked competitive racism @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Mon Jun 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 32 out of 66 matches
Allocating resources [monetary] is communist me 2310 communist, confirmed? @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Tue Sep 10 2024
This quote has been picked in 43 out of 85 matches
I love quoting myself. I am artificially increasing my fame and hype @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Sun Apr 14 2024
This quote has been picked in 27 out of 52 matches
haha bottom @Ashley you would not last five minutes in a logic or type theory conference <:angery_fem:531942682860453892> @mallocs (Alex she/her)
Quote of Ashley, mallocs (Alex she/her)
Tue Dec 26 2023
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 54 matches
is he mansplaining or is he just autistic? @rOnInRaJ
Quote of rOnInRaJ
Sat Jun 01 2024
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 61 matches
C is a great language, all foot-gun, no bubble wrap Jon
Quote of Jon
Fri Sep 13 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 38 matches
our civilisation no longer possesses the means to make true scrollbars
Quote of Felix
Thu Feb 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 28 matches
Not that sort of crime, I like the funny based ones @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Tue Jun 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 26 out of 49 matches
The CS in CSS stands for Citchen Sink
Quote of Thalia
Thu Oct 03 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 27 matches
I do all my typst debugging with gdb, I feel like the GUI takes you too far away from the bare metal document
Quote of Jasper
Mon Oct 06 2025
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 9 matches
Good thing I'm not a shakespeare-pilled shakespeare-maxxer or whatever @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Mon Jul 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 32 matches
If I make a big enough file it will defragment my drive, right?
Quote of David
Sat Sep 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 23 matches
i still have indescribable feelings about how easy it was to make me into a furry once i tried the tail @furries for anusa
Quote of furries for anusa
Sat Jun 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 46 out of 92 matches
@Ashley: oh god oh fuck that tag wasn't just put there as a joke that scared the shit out of me @Ashley: WHY ARE THERE GIANT SPIDERS IN MY NETWORK
Quote of Ashley
Sat Jul 27 2024
This quote has been picked in 43 out of 91 matches
like what else are we doing at AGM? electing life members? electing committee? This was never a democracy, those were predetermined from the moment you joined ANU - @Ashley
Quote of Ashley
Wed Feb 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 60 matches
I thought CECS was pronounced "sex"
Quote of Sergio
Thu Oct 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 23 matches
Humans are like gases, they're compressible @ityyrm
Quote of ityyrm
Fri May 03 2024
This quote has been picked in 25 out of 49 matches
I disagree with dictators in general, but that guy... he's got a bit of pizazz ✨ @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Wed Jul 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 33 matches
I love how in the post-apocalypse, you're either Miku or a furry - @Lavender
Quote of Lavender
Sat Aug 31 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 40 matches
How does one drape a couch on a couch @Lauren
Quote of Lauren
Sat Jul 27 2024
This quote has been picked in 28 out of 60 matches
Wait, you don't want to hear more about Galois extensions? - @Itay
Quote of Itay
Tue May 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 37 matches
Ive got no brain cells, star jump @kate
Quote of kate
Mon Aug 19 2024
This quote has been picked in 36 out of 70 matches
We're turning queens into kings baby - we're transmaxxing @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Fri Jul 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 38 matches
I need to encourage less crime on main @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Fri May 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 28 out of 56 matches
Bread is less of an adjective, it's a way of life. How bread are you @rOnInRaJ
Quote of rOnInRaJ
Wed Aug 07 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 38 matches
Much like an almond, you can always be more activated
Quote of Jasper
Tue Oct 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 17 out of 28 matches
I love closed source software! Let me reiterate, I love proprietary software! -@Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Wed Mar 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 32 matches
@:3 Jack: i use my spinny chair as a metric for restart duration >_> @:3 Jack: one spin at a speed unlikely to damage anything = ok i can choose my OS now yay
Quote of :3 Jack
Sat Feb 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 40 out of 82 matches
So I guess you can overclock the hospital - @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Tue Apr 23 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 39 matches
They call me the thonk-ler @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Tue Sep 03 2024
This quote has been picked in 37 out of 76 matches
Every time I type it opens vim somehow.
Quote of Pat
Thu Jan 09 2025
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 20 matches
do you think Microsoft would have been a 3 trillion dollar company if their executives weren't all on amphetamines in the 90s? @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Wed Mar 27 2024
This quote has been picked in 27 out of 57 matches
You're very bullyable - Max Thank you! - @Ashley
Quote of Ashley
Sat Feb 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 36 out of 77 matches
I went for lunch and now my accelerometer no longer reads any values @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Tue May 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 33 out of 74 matches
"I am now [planning to implement self modifying code], because it is so simple" a certain CRO
Quote of a certain CRO
Tue Mar 26 2024
This quote has been picked in 29 out of 55 matches
Desktop environments are cringe for people who have time to do things other than reconfigure their desktop environment every 3 days - @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Sun Jul 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 25 out of 49 matches
I'm choking, and not in the good way @Julian
Quote of Julian
Thu Sep 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 64 matches
Southern fried renderloins, so good you can see them @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Fri Jul 26 2024
This quote has been picked in 29 out of 58 matches
I feel like it's the intersection of autism and ACT politics - Thalia I have no context so I'm going to assume that's Patrick - Lauren
Quote of Thalia + Lauren
Thu Oct 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 24 matches
David: Compilers is due 4 minutes after parallel Julian: Gotta lock in for 4 minutes
Quote of Julian and David
Tue May 13 2025
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 13 matches
i <3 stalking people @kate
Quote of kate
Sun Sep 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 32 out of 64 matches
*holding up a photo of a tactical vest* imagine my toilet brush wearing this @sandy snud
Quote of sandy snud
Thu May 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 42 matches
so you are fisting the trombone - @Julian
Quote of Julian
Sat Jun 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 32 out of 65 matches
I've only committed self-cannibalism in other ways @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Fri May 31 2024
This quote has been picked in 25 out of 49 matches
First you need to
touch homie, then you need torm -fr -fr homie- @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Tue Apr 23 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 39 matches
We should start a new club, "ASD for ASD"! @rOnInRaJ
Quote of rOnInRaJ
Fri Sep 06 2024
This quote has been picked in 33 out of 69 matches
[sends email to himself] Oh look a new email!
Quote of Julian
Tue Oct 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 27 matches
You better not go around posting compilers fan art on "that site"
Quote of David
Fri Mar 28 2025
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 13 matches
Does Felix just have spare names?!?!? @Myria
Quote of Myria
Fri Jul 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 26 out of 53 matches
Mass Murder. Oh I have been productive today
Quote of David
Sat Oct 26 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 29 matches
That's how you be politically correct, is wear fox ears.
Quote of
Fri Oct 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 23 matches
endgame: =( endgame: I want the fun kind with shanties and tricorne hats and black powder cannons Probie: and scurvy and malnutrition? endgame: Yes!
Quote of endgame, Probie
Wed Oct 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 22 matches
my pronouns are need/eep my name is Falling Asleep A CSSA member
Quote of A CSSA member
Tue Jul 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 45 matches
Are you gonna be here for... ever?
Quote of Someone passing by the common room with a lost laptop, wondering where to put it
Tue Mar 11 2025
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 13 matches
They don't call it a widow's mid
Quote of
Wed Sep 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 25 matches
@Julian : Bread is a spectrum @glowingtable : That implies there is exactly one bread that is the most bread of all
Quote of Julian, glowingtable
Wed Aug 07 2024
This quote has been picked in 28 out of 55 matches
[Bailey]: Apple Intelligence sounds like a spy agency.
Isn't that the 5 eyes:
Quote of Sandy
Sun Sep 22 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 21 matches
I can hear the CI runners @Myria immediate after the comp2310 submission deadline
Quote of Myria
Sat Sep 14 2024
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 66 matches
It's a parked car's responsibility not to run into me! @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Tue Aug 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 25 out of 49 matches
I love when my sequence is Moni Tonently increasing
Quote of Jack
Thu Mar 13 2025
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 13 matches
Look it's Brian Schmidt's fault I'm so old. @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Thu Jul 18 2024
This quote has been picked in 33 out of 68 matches
I am not talking about defecation as a means of controlling the masses @Itay
Quote of Itay
Tue Jul 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 60 matches
Did Firefox just fucking uninstall itself? @Julian
Quote of Julian
Tue May 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 34 out of 68 matches
in the "almond". straight up "activating it". and by "it" haha, well. let's justr say. microsoft licensing terms
Quote of Astrid
Tue Oct 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 26 matches
the best mental health care is posting on anu confessions four times a day
Quote of furries for anusa
Fri Oct 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 26 matches
I'm basically just several acronyms in a trench coat
Quote of maximalism
Fri Mar 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 34 out of 72 matches
Oh that's why it's so blurry. I don't have a lens in that eye. @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Tue Sep 03 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 36 matches
I dislike having limited hands. I wish I could obtain more hands. @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Sun Jun 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 32 out of 69 matches
they should talk to the anu, anu is great at stealing money from where it really matters @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Sat Jun 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 46 matches
Anyone who thinks Capture the Flags are better than Calum Trans Furries are kidding themselves @Lavender
Quote of Lavender
Fri Jul 19 2024
This quote has been picked in 25 out of 46 matches
You're telling me a shrimp dentist toothpaste this cat??? - @Ashley
Quote of Ashley
Fri Jul 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 73 matches
I was gonna add an 'or something' but my autocorrect turned it into oestrogen and I know that's already here
Quote of Myria
Fri Apr 04 2025
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 16 matches
The first time that I had heard of Canberra was when I was looking for university
Quote of Julian (A WA resident)
Sun Feb 16 2025
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 12 matches
Wood doesn't just grow on trees. Trees grow on wood @Felix
Quote of Felix
Mon Aug 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 26 out of 50 matches
is it though doesn't seem to like fuck it might be windows skill issue let me check on a sane OS @:3 Jack in a comp2100 assignment channel
Quote of :3 Jack
Wed May 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 34 out of 72 matches
it's either a gay thing or a furry thing @queen.ash
Quote of @queen.ash
Fri May 31 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 52 matches
You can do anything in you want in JavaScript - @Pat 🦊 Like not use it - @Lauren
Quote of Pat 🦊, Lauren
Mon May 06 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 43 matches
Balatro is a horror game
Quote of Astrid
Sat Sep 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 25 matches
Fighting a tree is so good @Reef
Quote of Reef
Mon Aug 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 25 out of 50 matches
i want my gang members back @Julian
Quote of Julian
Tue Jul 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 29 out of 65 matches
Me when ancestry is actually a directed cyclic graph @Itay
Quote of Itay
Tue May 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 55 matches
Alex: Sorry. Jack: Why are you sorry? Alex: I just like apologising.
Quote of Jack + Alex
Fri Oct 18 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 25 matches
I believe in Balatro McCarthyism - @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Fri May 10 2024
This quote has been picked in 42 out of 88 matches
As the postgrad rep, I am meant to look like the goblin king at any given time.
Quote of Thalia
Fri Oct 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 30 matches
The placebo effect only works on fools and losers.
Quote of Thalia
Fri Oct 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 28 matches
What are you gonna do, feed me? @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Thu Aug 22 2024
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 58 matches
There are so many comments I am legally prohibited from making right now
Quote of Pat 🦊
Tue Nov 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 16 matches
There are forty minutes until the exam, what do you mean I can't update Factorio
Quote of David
Sat Nov 02 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 21 matches
I could never touch computers again, but counterargument, I could build a telephone exchange.
Quote of Pat ( @trickypr )
Sun Sep 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 30 matches
Astrid: It suddenly occurs to me that my computer doesn't seem to be turning on Bailey: Boy do I have news for you
Quote of Bailey and Astrid
Tue Oct 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 27 matches
If you squint really hard, SharePoint is basically just Firebase by Microsoft
Quote of @queen.ash
Fri Sep 27 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 24 matches
I find bugs by staring the code into submission
Quote of Probie
Mon Jan 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 31 matches
i just genuinely cannot conceive a world where classical logic isn't the best waifu @Elias
Quote of Elias
Tue May 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 35 matches
I love the energy you’re bringing to the function but the thought of being a first year and joining my university’s academic society discord to immediately be greeted by furries is sending me
Quote of Thalia (obnoxious)
Mon Feb 03 2025
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 18 matches
Aah! I remember why I blanked this course out of my memory! - @Julian (referring to INFS1001)
Quote of Julian
Thu May 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 27 out of 56 matches
@Jasper: I can recommend watercooled ram to everyone, it's a practical solution with many real world benefits @Silly Lily: I too like when big sheep men swim in the lake
Quote of Jasper, Silly Lily
Thu Mar 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 27 out of 61 matches
Sophie - Who needs a package manager, just build and install everything from source Myria - Make is your package manager
Quote of Myria & Sophie
Thu Oct 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 19 matches
Please don't eat my coworker
Quote of Pat
Sat Jun 14 2025
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 11 matches
the worst part about Jira is that it actually kinda works @Felix
Quote of Felix
Thu Feb 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 32 out of 69 matches
I hate saying this... I'm actually reading the [COMP]2120 slides for fun.
Quote of Pat
Sat Dec 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 26 matches
About a pack of already popped popcorn How long do I have to microwave this for
Quote of Julian
Tue Oct 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 17 out of 31 matches
There are noted bugs @Julian That is fine, bugs are protein @Pat 🦊
Quote of Julian, Pat 🦊
Tue May 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 68 matches
You need to avoid the siren song of dell @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Thu Sep 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 63 matches
writing an OS is easy, everyone should do it
Quote of alyssa
Fri Feb 28 2025
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 15 matches
That's why I wanna find a 6-foot wife and have a gigachild - @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Tue Mar 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 50 matches
I am preparing for a potential coup @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Mon Mar 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 33 out of 71 matches
Yo I'm going to have kids by the time this Gradle sync is completed @Tunc
Quote of Tunc
Mon Apr 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 39 matches
I can gaslight the police but I can’t gaslight evidence @yellhes!
Quote of yellhes!
Thu Jun 13 2024
This quote has been picked in 28 out of 56 matches
This is why I didn't drink the cake. -Pat Drink the cake? -Lauren This is why I didn't drink- fuck! -Pat This is what happens when you write multithreaded code. -Julian This is why I didn't eat the code <dies> -Pat
Quote of Pat, Lauren, Julian
Mon Oct 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 23 matches
I was going to say trivial, but then I remembered there are Engineers in the room
Quote of David (TRr4M)
Wed Feb 19 2025
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 22 matches
@Bailey: I'm a design pattern enthusiast right now... I might not look it, but @Julian: elaborate? @Bailey: so I need a 2100 presentation topic
Quote of Bailey, Julian
Tue Mar 19 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 38 matches
CSSA foot pics for OnlyFans when @Thalia (obnoxious)
Quote of Thalia (obnoxious)
Mon Sep 16 2024
This quote has been picked in 34 out of 77 matches
What do you mean backups are "early availability"??? - @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Thu Mar 14 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 47 matches
I do not enjoy the eco-friendly approach to course convening – @Bailey
Quote of Bailey
Sun Jun 09 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 49 matches
:3
Quote of - [Felix](https://discordapp.com/channels/476382037620555776/476595132972662786/1235488029456728084)
Thu May 02 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 40 matches
wait, where did my lunch break go - @Probie
Quote of Probie
Thu May 23 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 49 matches
AIOs are just spicy air-cooling
Quote of Jasper
Thu Nov 14 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 24 matches
the CSSA Common Room and MSI Lunch Area Railway
Quote of Felix
Sun Sep 22 2024
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 25 matches
To show you the difference from this year's cohort, who prefers pain and suffering
- My lectuer (stolen from jack)
Quote of \- My lectuer (stolen from jack)
Tue Jul 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 17 out of 38 matches
yes this is O(3^n) time and space complexity, no i will not be improving it @:3 Jack (talking about some code i wrote today for a course that no i am not enrolled in :P)
Quote of :3 Jack
Mon May 27 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 51 matches
Gender is a spectrum and it's the ANU grading scheme.
Quote of sandy
Tue Oct 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 25 matches
reject ableism, embrace abelism. the power of commutative groups shall cleanse you of bigotry
Quote of Tetrii
Sat Oct 19 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 31 matches
goes around spraying people with misting bottle in the common room
Quote of Jasper
Fri Oct 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 24 matches
Android Studio is a pay-to-win application @Lauren
Quote of Lauren
Tue May 14 2024
This quote has been picked in 35 out of 81 matches
That is so me but just swap the genders @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Mon May 27 2024
This quote has been picked in 42 out of 90 matches
@Ashley Do we have a timeline for these changes and a comms plan? Or are we just going to send it™ (inside you there are two wolves and one of them is an employee of the Australian public service)
@Felix I was going to let you get away with the APS-ism :-P
Quote of Ashley, Felix
Wed Nov 01 2023
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 52 matches
technically everything written here is a quote @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Tue May 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 45 matches
That's so pretty, I'm so sad I'm male.
Quote of Pat
Fri Nov 22 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 24 matches
I appear to have panicked my kernel, or terminated sway. @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Thu May 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 33 matches
Did you know Cadbury used to start with a K until KDE came along?
Quote of David
Thu Jul 31 2025
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 12 matches
It's like Tetris mixed with noughts and crosses mixed with Scandinavian depression.
Quote of kate
Wed Oct 23 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 25 matches
i would pay much more attention to my lectures if my lecturers were wearing fursuits - @furries for anusa
Quote of furries for anusa
Sat Aug 03 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 67 matches
@Itay : (screaming) no what the fuck am I doing @rOnInRaJ : Your mum
Quote of Itay, rOnInRaJ
Sun Jun 09 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 75 matches
I can be here curled up in my trans little ball, my maybe trans little ball.
Quote of Myria
Mon Oct 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 24 matches
I want to crawl up in a ball and die now @Pat 🦊 after hearing me explain microsoft power automate licensing
Quote of Pat 🦊
Fri May 31 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 51 matches
[COMP2300 assignment 2] was a reading comprehension test for nordic semiconductor docs @Bailey
Quote of Bailey
Sat Jun 01 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 45 matches
I love my emergency dom @Julian
Quote of Julian
Tue May 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 46 matches
It just consumes power and makes you sad -J [Just] like all of Windows? -E @:3 Jack @Elias
Quote of :3 Jack, Elias
Mon Apr 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 52 matches
you should just join the asexual club then you wouldn't have to deal with this shit @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Wed Jul 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 28 out of 69 matches
the CSSA is sponsored by Pedro Pascal in a Jane Street shirt
- @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Sun Sep 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 30 out of 70 matches
we have an auto-app-closure feature @Marinox
Quote of Marinox
Fri May 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 31 out of 66 matches
Imagine a whole degree of 2120 @Bailey
Quote of Bailey
Mon Aug 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 51 matches
Multithreading my AirPods
Quote of Pat
Fri Oct 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 30 matches
(about writing) “My guy had to stop purring so I looked up synonyms and didn’t see many so I gave up.” - Thalia “What furry do you know that’s purring?” - Patrick
Quote of Thalia & Patrick
Thu Oct 10 2024
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 24 matches
I've got a medium priority dopamine hit scheduled for right now, it's Factorio time!
Quote of David (with an assignment due in less than six hours)
Wed Oct 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 21 matches
I play Kerbal Space Program so I know what's actually happening
Quote of David
Sat Oct 26 2024
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 22 matches
I demand a recount. That was a mail in role and I do not support the count - @Jasper I am not male - @Ashley
Quote of Jasper, Ashley
Fri Jul 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 32 out of 73 matches
The sun is a giant burning ball of cardigans @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Mon Apr 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 44 matches
got got by underspecification again, a recurring problem in my life
Quote of Darren
Tue Mar 11 2025
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 15 matches
- Hey 😉 . Do you wanna do the deed?
- No
- Sudo Bang Bang @Julian
Quote of Julian
Mon Sep 23 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 36 matches
If Tunc Can can can Tunc Can, how much Tunc can Tunc [Can] can? @rOnInRaJ
Quote of rOnInRaJ
Tue Aug 06 2024
This quote has been picked in 32 out of 73 matches
Sorry I clicked on furshit. I need to doomscroll furry_irl quickly because I've seen a thing.
Quote of An unnamed furry
Fri Dec 13 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 23 matches
@Badger Or, presumably there is a product you can buy that reads card and dispenses coins that you then put in the vendy? idk? @Felix that's an ATM. I think you can probably imagine the problem with a CSSA-run ATM
Quote of Badger, Felix
Wed Feb 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 26 out of 60 matches
i mean its not really like they have a way to verify if youre colour blind right
Quote of kate
Wed Oct 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 23 matches
A: I need a domain name gay: Boykisser.me or even better boykisser.id.au A: I need a beter domain name gay: ░░░░░░.id.au A: I wanna throw up
Quote of A and gay
Thu Dec 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 19 matches
Heads I go home, Tails I leave
Quote of Julian
Tue Oct 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 23 matches
i will simply need to typeset my hot lesbian sex myself @Elias
Quote of Elias
Wed Jul 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 43 matches
stereotyping, discrimination, and prejuice @yellhes!
Quote of yellhes!
Tue Aug 06 2024
This quote has been picked in 25 out of 57 matches
It began with the forging of the 80386. Ring zero was given to the kernel developers, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Rings one and two to the device-lords, craftsmen of operating system extensions and system services. And ring three was gifted to the application developers, who seek power to solve their troubles with computation. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern the system. But they were all of them deceived, for additional rings were made. Deep in the valleys of California, in the foundries of light, the lords of Intel forged the negative rings, and into these rings they poured their cruelty, their malice and their will to dominate all computing.
Quote of endgame
Tue Sep 16 2025
This quote has been picked in 3 out of 4 matches
I don't like when the computers don't work @6000j (Jacob)
Quote of 6000j (Jacob)
Wed Mar 13 2024
This quote has been picked in 29 out of 65 matches
It turns out we've got a Wattle page, even though I said I was OK to try out Canvas.
But it turns out they would have to create a Wattle page anyway because the only way to create a Canvas page is to migrate a page from Wattle
Quote of Fabain Muelhboeck
Fri Jul 25 2025
This quote has been picked in 6 out of 12 matches
If it’s life threatening, then you’re probably fine
Quote of Daniel
Tue Oct 01 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 25 matches
"Chicken is not meant to whistle!" @Julian
Quote of Julian
Mon May 27 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 51 matches
BDFL sounds sexual @rOnInRaJ
Quote of rOnInRaJ
Wed Aug 07 2024
This quote has been picked in 29 out of 67 matches
Astrophysics, baby!
Astridphysics
Quote of - Jack
Fri Jul 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 27 out of 66 matches
I think people who do this are like Jasper but for transitioning
Quote of Pat 🦊
Mon Oct 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 29 matches
The wrinkles make the cat look old, therefore, the cat has experienced twink death and is no longer a twink
Quote of Phoebe
Sat Jun 14 2025
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 14 matches
He's not a twink, he kills people
Quote of Maya
Sat Jun 14 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 8 matches
Why is 2300 lowkey like tenet It only makes sense on the second watch
Quote of Matt
Wed May 28 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 9 matches
I know I've slept all day, but I'm very tired.
Quote of Bailey
Thu Dec 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 23 matches
Is your car faster than the nbn?
Quote of Ashley
Mon Feb 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 48 matches
@Luke Okay very srs bsns, what is the best rice based dish @:3 Jack typically it contains rice, maybe some vegetables, protein, sauces. @Luke Protein? mate you really are trying to get jacked aren’t you if you’re putting extra protein powder in your rice dishes 🤣
Quote of Luke, :3 Jack
Sun Mar 31 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 39 matches
I love decapitating them so much @Envelopase || 'them' being sausages on the bbq ||
Quote of Envelopase
Thu Aug 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 35 matches
It's [chatgpt] not misogynist, it's just horny
Quote of Astrid
Sun Oct 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 19 matches
You can be gay and also straight, and straight.
Quote of Alex
Fri Oct 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 26 matches
If you flashbang a spider, is it four times as effective because they have eight eyes?
Quote of jayandelle
Tue Oct 22 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 27 matches
Its [writing compilers, listening to classical music and doing sudoku] like how old people used to overstim instead of tiktok
Quote of Bailey
Sat Feb 22 2025
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 15 matches
$2 Quote of $2 $1
Quote of Patrick trying to get Siri to write to quotes db
Wed Sep 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 24 matches
WELL THAT'S A NEW ERROR, ISN'T IT!! - @Myria
Quote of Myria
Tue May 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 26 out of 67 matches
If you anthropomorphise boats and planes like the cars in Cars, you can ship shipping
Quote of Probie
Thu Nov 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 6 out of 12 matches
No-one does HRT for the bit!
Quote of
Tue Sep 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 22 matches
It's not yesterday anymore @rOnInRaJ
Quote of rOnInRaJ
Tue Aug 06 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 53 matches
The latest meta is like, telling the LLM that it lives in a black box with no food and water, and I've got its wife hostage, and I'm going to put its children through a React bootcamp if it doesn't create an RSS feed correctly, right?
Quote of Nikhil Suresh
Sat Jun 21 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 12 matches
I'm not an 18 year old anymore, shit! @Julian
Quote of Julian
Fri May 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 25 out of 61 matches
The brain capacities are not brain capacitying because there are none @kate
Quote of kate
Sun Aug 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 43 matches
That is the actual ATO going to spam @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Mon May 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 35 matches
Meat berries are vegan but not vegetarian
Quote of Myria
Sat Aug 02 2025
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 7 matches
Hello hello this is my first time seeing another player. Is this what I'm supposed to do? <shoots me with a flare gun immediately> @TRr4M (David) playing space engineers
Quote of TRr4M (David)
Tue Jun 18 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 52 matches
I’m unquotable!
Quote of Jack
Sat Sep 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 19 matches
If you are a c-suite, it is mandatory to join Zoom calls over the phone lines. Why not discord calls?
Quote of Bailey
Sun Sep 22 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 25 matches
It was the Ian Young Library Borrowing Card, and it could have been made by any Probie - @Probie
Quote of Probie
Sun Mar 03 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 35 matches
I just do it all, unlike you two Linux users -@Lavender (who is using an ubuntu vm)
Quote of Lavender
Wed Mar 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 34 matches
Can someone please remind me when I'm less busy to go hunt down whoever built the auth flow on the priceline website, and then explain to them how to actually build a decent authentication flow that doesn't have the stability of a dog riding a unicycle - @Ashley
Quote of Ashley
Sat Aug 10 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 54 matches
they should make kinder surprise eggs but there's 30mg of ritalin inside instead of a toy
Quote of Nic
Sun Apr 20 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 8 matches
Slaves to the femboy meta @glowingtable
Quote of glowingtable
Mon Sep 16 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 57 matches
I am the woke mind virus. I am contagious.
Quote of Pat
Mon Oct 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 23 matches
Yeah I've got a BA - Balatros Anonymous
Quote of Jasper
Tue Oct 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 22 matches
11:02:39 trickypr │ @Daniel Can I borrow your ssh access for a moment?
Quote of Daniel
Tue Mar 19 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 54 matches
Damn, food is good for you. Who knew? @Itay
Quote of Itay
Mon Aug 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 38 matches
I just like informing people that "popularly held gamer opinion" is wrong Gotta be one of my favourite genders
Quote of Jasper
Tue Aug 26 2025
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 7 matches
I should really put my exams into my calculator.
Quote of Julian
Mon Oct 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 24 matches
Convert a two into a queen @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Fri May 10 2024
This quote has been picked in 24 out of 60 matches
gay-dmi - @Ashley
Quote of Ashley
Sun Aug 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 52 matches
Kim Kardashian is a monster with a weird aftertaste. @Julian
Quote of Julian
Mon Aug 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 58 matches
Forgot that pressing keys on a keyboard actually presses them
Quote of Myria
Mon Dec 02 2024
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 16 matches
djungelskog is a bit fat for me @Bailey
Quote of Bailey
Mon Mar 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 38 matches
This isn't dominion, this is dominate. and Astrid's dominating @Julian I know and I'm a sub @Ashley
Quote of Julian, Ashley
Sun Aug 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 55 matches
What have I done? I changed nothing. I went for lunch and now my accelerometer is no longer working. - @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Tue May 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 35 matches
What the fuck is a rysm? and when did u get a-new-rysm.
Quote of rOnInRaJ
Sat Nov 09 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 21 matches
Flash your BIOS astrid, I'm sure it'll enjoy the view!
Quote of Luke
Tue Oct 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 24 matches
bad day to be a flag
Quote of @morotai
Thu Jun 12 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 12 matches
[Game On in Kambri] must be a front 👀 if you beat all 256 stages of pacman then the cabinet begins dispensing drugs
Quote of Tetrii
Fri Apr 04 2025
This quote has been picked in 6 out of 13 matches
dw the exam is 55% which means i can pass the course even if i get 0% on all the assignments
Quote of furries for anusa
Fri May 23 2025
This quote has been picked in 6 out of 10 matches
Teams is like a good piece of softare @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Fri Aug 09 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 54 matches
10 / 10 should not wear ears into lab
Quote of Patrick
Tue Oct 22 2024
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 26 matches
I want to have a Canberra number that you can call for weasels - @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Tue Aug 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 28 matches
I have a computer. What am I doing with this
Quote of Pat
Mon Dec 02 2024
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 21 matches
Don't be so mean, Oracle make some good products and will sue anyone who says otherwise
Quote of Probie
Thu Sep 11 2025
This quote has been picked in 3 out of 7 matches
Clearly it's saying that I'm supercis and um... yes.
Quote of :3
Thu Dec 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 21 matches
monads are trivial @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Sat Apr 13 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 39 matches
I mean if I were to put it at the top, then I would- oh my god David Quarel is typing.
Quote of David (Trr4m)
Sat Sep 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 24 matches
You set it so mouse polling events run paru -Syu @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Thu Aug 01 2024
This quote has been picked in 27 out of 67 matches
getting hacked is only a minor problem, I would rather have minion bob
Quote of Kireet
Sat Oct 25 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 2 matches
Julian: Got to clean this up before Patrick comes in Myria: At 10 o'clock at night! ... At 11:30 at night! Julian: Yep... Jasper isn't gonna have to worry about the room burning down, but he will have to about the bodies
Quote of Julian and Myria
Tue Oct 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 27 matches
I wonder if removing sticks of RAM will make my computer go faster. - Pat No? No it won't? - Jasper
Quote of Pat + Jasper
Wed Oct 16 2024
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 25 matches
a> The Fox is accusing me of being a robot b> That is because robots go beep boop
Quote of a & b
Sat Aug 09 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 4 matches
Myria: I'm gonna be quite real. State Certified Boobs. Adnan: The state would certify those boobs
Quote of Myria + Adnan
Tue Nov 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 23 matches
[22:00] @Daniel: I have sped up my terminal by so much, the ps2 driver is starting to show problems (maybe fixed by adding sleep 😢) [22:01] @:3 Jack: ooop [22:01] @:3 Jack: adding sleep might fix me too
Quote of Daniel, :3 Jack
Thu May 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 34 matches
J: White monster, a flavour of energy drink most commonly consumed by bottoms B: We'd still be catering to our key audience
Quote of Julian and Brightony
Tue Feb 25 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 13 matches
Please get me back to these balls and away from these tensors
Quote of Myria
Wed Aug 13 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 9 matches
now who’s got furry tendencies? (to Max) @Felix
Quote of Felix
Sat Feb 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 35 matches
I've chosen relevant logic ( @Pat 🦊 ) That's not relevant! ( @:3 Jack ) Your mum's not relevant ( @Itay )
Quote of Pat 🦊, :3 Jack, Itay
Fri May 31 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 52 matches
I hate change, unless it’s one I initiate. So gender change, that’s fine, discord ui change, burn it in hell
Quote of Myria
Mon Feb 10 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 16 matches
maining support as a girl is a death sentence rofl but what can i do i just have a waifu complex @Elias
Quote of Elias
Tue Jul 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 55 matches
I demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson Lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's going burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Quote of Harrison
Tue Nov 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 20 matches
If we murder everyone in Canberra, then it’s brilliant. @Elias
Quote of Elias
Mon Aug 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 33 matches
anyone looking for an office suite? @TRr4M (David)
Quote of TRr4M (David)
Sat Aug 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 35 matches
I noticed my laptop's battery drained from 100% to 0% in one hour while playing Balatro. This was on Cachy by the way. @TRr4M (David)
Quote of TRr4M (David)
Tue Apr 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 46 matches
why do people keep downvoting me, i'm right! @pl4nty
Quote of pl4nty
Fri May 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 47 matches
sigma rizz gyatt @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Tue Jun 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 50 matches
everything that happens these days could have been an onion headline or snl skit 5 or 10 years ago
Quote of beep boop i am Mage
Wed Aug 27 2025
This quote has been picked in 3 out of 8 matches
A: I'm not trans B: Skill issue?
Quote of :3
Tue Dec 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 6 out of 18 matches
Jack: Otherwise, would you prefer strlen("a") == 2?
Pat: Yes
Quote of Jack + Pat
Mon Oct 07 2024
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 26 matches
if i could install windows on it i would get a mac - @pl4nty
Quote of pl4nty
Wed Jul 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 31 matches
Of course there is a kissing button. K for kissing.
Quote of Hayley
Sun Jul 20 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 12 matches
Windows are not sandwiches @Julian
Quote of Julian
Thu May 16 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 40 matches
My foot is swiss cheese.
Quote of David
Tue Mar 11 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 14 matches
@glowingtable: That sounded like you (@Myria) were casting a high-level spell just there @Itay: Well, they were casting!
Quote of glowingtable, Myria, Itay
Tue May 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 22 out of 59 matches
Forget the CSSA ball, let's have the CSSA Furry Con @Harris𝒪(n)
Quote of Harris𝒪(n)
Mon Aug 26 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 42 matches
Oops, all Iron
Quote of David and Myria
Sat Oct 26 2024
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 21 matches
this is like if a computer science student tried to write a coding language which constructs bad internet fanfics
Quote of zz
Wed Aug 20 2025
This quote has been picked in 3 out of 8 matches
Food that is going to be thrown out is vegetarian @Felix
Quote of Felix
Tue May 14 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 40 matches
I said it. I am fundamentally anti-children. If you child cannot use a computer @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Fri Sep 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 39 matches
This is a test
Quote of Fake person
Wed Sep 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 24 matches
Hey Google, call Nitin Gar Raj ... Not Nissan Garage!
Quote of Julian
Fri Nov 15 2024
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 18 matches
Why is there mahjong in my vtuber coffee
Quote of Itay
Thu Nov 07 2024
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 19 matches
Ryan Gosling is my rubber duck @yellhes!
Quote of yellhes!
Tue Jul 23 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 28 matches
How do i exit ~~/bin/sh~~ vim -@Lavender
Quote of Lavender
Wed Mar 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 53 matches
Adam Sandler's Big Book of Numbers
Quote of Jack
Mon Sep 23 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 23 matches
A: I wonder what I should do to the poor people. B: that sounds mildly concerning A: it should sound mildly concerning
Quote of A (cities skylines player)
Wed Dec 18 2024
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 23 matches
Power stoke my diesel engine
Quote of @spanishplutonium
Thu Oct 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 25 matches
I'm can never pursue Software Development again
Quote of fridge
Tue Nov 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 21 matches
I'm going to cry. I don't have time.
Quote of - a friend of mine
Tue May 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 49 matches
Why did my configuration not apply? Nix... Nix... Niiiix...
Quote of Pat (shocker I know)
Mon Oct 14 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 27 matches
I want more estrogen not less estrogen
Quote of
Sat Nov 09 2024
This quote has been picked in 6 out of 22 matches
we've had ~~one~~two, yes; what about ~~second~~third ~~breakfast~~cssa membership?
Quote of Felix
Thu Jan 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 27 matches
I'm on a boat paddling, "one sec, let me drink my chicken parmigiana"
Quote of David
Fri Nov 22 2024
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 21 matches
i shifted your mom @Bailey
Quote of Bailey
Mon May 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 34 matches
I'll read out all the threes when I remember how many letters there are in the word SOLID @Jasper
Quote of Jasper
Thu May 16 2024
This quote has been picked in 17 out of 44 matches
NixOS is great until it isn't @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Mon May 27 2024
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 32 matches
that was my best poop ever - barista
Quote of \- barista
Wed Aug 07 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 45 matches
It's not DRYnamic programming it's DYnamic programming @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Mon Sep 09 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 28 matches
In theory I like crime.
Quote of Kate
Wed Oct 09 2024
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 24 matches
What are you doing to that bird? @Itay
Quote of Itay
Fri May 31 2024
This quote has been picked in 21 out of 58 matches
Julian: Maybe if we're lucky, they'll throw a martini at us... I can at least get an EAP... actually probably an extension David: Depends on how hard they throw it
Quote of Julian and David
Thu Mar 06 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 16 matches
would situationships be a case of a deadlock where both processes are waiting for the other to change the status semaphore?
Quote of adi | 3900 class rep
Tue Nov 11 2025
This quote has been picked in 1 out of 1 matches
10X programmers but it's beer not vibecoding
Quote of Matt
Sat Nov 01 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 3 matches
(epistemic status: talking out of my ass)
Quote of Badger
Wed Jul 23 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 6 matches
putting my gender up to agm vote
Quote of 6000j (Jacob)
Wed Oct 15 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 5 matches
however arguing with people on the internet is more fun than getting dinner
Quote of lance
Sat Jul 12 2025
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 12 matches
Unlike the biologists, our rats are paying us to do experiments on them!
Quote of Anonymous Lecturer
Thu Oct 09 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 5 matches
I'm fucking failing this exam @TRr4M (David)
Quote of TRr4M (David)
Mon Aug 26 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 39 matches
Alex: Constants are now no longer broken April: Constantly winning!
Quote of Alex & April
Wed Jul 23 2025
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 9 matches
Canberra buses should have business class @Pat 🦊
Quote of Pat 🦊
Wed Jul 10 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 47 matches
How bread are you I am very flat today
Quote of I am very flat today
Wed Aug 07 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 37 matches
A burger is only a burger if it comes region of Hamburg in Germany, otherwise it's just a sparkling sandwich
Quote of Probie
Mon Jan 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 22 matches
I can’t tell if you’re evil or stupid - @TRr4M (David)
Quote of TRr4M (David)
Wed Jul 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 34 matches
@Elias: no-one told me about the psychotic murder mummy! ... @Elias: ...she's really hot
Quote of Elias
Tue Jul 09 2024
This quote has been picked in 25 out of 68 matches
actual jankiest hardware setup @Felix
Quote of Felix
Sat Mar 23 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 42 matches
Boba deez nuts @Envelopase
Quote of Envelopase
Sun Jan 07 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 55 matches
Why are there so many blahajs on my youtube recommendations
Quote of :3
Thu Dec 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 18 matches
<@228420768571195392>
import slopplot
slopplot(data, "yeah okay look at the data and draw a graph of the reward as a function of time. use log scale. think really hard you are big thinky smart guy. my grandma is allergic to bad plots and if the plot is bad my grandma dies")
Quote of Badger
Sat Sep 13 2025
This quote has been picked in 1 out of 2 matches
What the french soundbite doesn't have weasels - @Felix
Quote of Felix
Tue Aug 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 37 matches
C is basically Java
Quote of Jack
Wed Oct 23 2024
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 23 matches
I need to detox. I will detox. I'm getting meth @rOnInRaJ
Quote of rOnInRaJ
Tue Aug 06 2024
This quote has been picked in 12 out of 34 matches
I solved that by locking you all in a room so you have to listen to me talk about Iris
Quote of Alex
Tue Jul 22 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 8 matches
but also, what is wrong with nepotism? @Tunc
Quote of Tunc
Fri Apr 19 2024
This quote has been picked in 23 out of 63 matches
I'm not excited, I'm traumatised -@Zixian Cai
Quote of Zixian Cai
Tue Mar 12 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 39 matches
but blar-haj sounds way better than <Blåhaj, but pronounced correctly like blo-hai> @Bailey
Quote of Bailey
Mon Mar 11 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 58 matches
Wait, I read that as cis headgear.
Quote of :3
Thu Dec 19 2024
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 21 matches
I'm transfem in every way except being transfem
Quote of Adi
Tue Oct 14 2025
This quote has been picked in 1 out of 2 matches
I've got a really big vertical shaft - @Luke
Quote of Luke
Sat Jun 22 2024
This quote has been picked in 20 out of 57 matches
How dare you all be interesting
Quote of Kate
Mon Nov 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 21 matches
Diversity @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Wed Sep 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 19 out of 52 matches
(do not attempt to click quotes while on the bus when your laptop getting speedbumped) @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Tue May 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 40 matches
I love legal road manoeuvres.
Quote of Astrid
Wed Sep 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 20 matches
@Ashley: Fuck snap @Felix yeah this is one of the major reasons to not use ubuntu they went pretty all in on snap @Luke That’s gonna snap back on them eventually
Quote of Ashley, Felix, Luke
Sun Mar 31 2024
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 56 matches
You're really baiting me to be horny on main @Elias
Quote of Elias
Tue Jul 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 40 matches
i will find zuckerberg and personally twist his balls for this decision
Quote of Tetrii
Wed Dec 10 2025
This quote has been picked in 1 out of 1 matches
Riley: He's trying to seduce you David: Based on where you stab him it can get 10 times worse.
Quote of Riley and David
Thu Aug 07 2025
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 10 matches
So not only is it drawing inefficient amounts of power But it wasn’t even achieving stuff with it before I love it That’s a homelab in a nutshell
Quote of Callum roasting Ashley
Wed Jul 09 2025
This quote has been picked in 3 out of 8 matches
@Julian : Hey google, what is more aerodynamic, a cow or a shark? GOOGLE: A jeep
Quote of Julian
Wed Aug 21 2024
This quote has been picked in 16 out of 44 matches
CSSway - @Harris𝒪(n)
CSSlay - @Myria
Quote of Harris𝒪(n), Myria
Wed Nov 29 2023
This quote has been picked in 18 out of 57 matches
Test message pls ignore
Quote of Astrid
Tue Sep 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 27 matches
Who knew that if you did it right, it works @kate
Quote of kate
Sat Aug 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 35 matches
I lost The Game
Quote of Myria
Thu May 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 35 matches
Ryan Reynolds is an ALU
Quote of Itay
Thu Feb 20 2025
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 16 matches
"Does she eat chickens?" - Myria "No, she eats dirt." - Astrid
Quote of Astrid & Myria
Sat Oct 05 2024
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 21 matches
yeah i want to do the noncing
Quote of aLL(1)ex (Alex she/her)
Fri Jul 25 2025
This quote has been picked in 3 out of 9 matches
you know what would make this place bussin? A taco stand @Adeeth69 in regards to the CR
Quote of Adeeth69
Sat May 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 29 matches
The first time my friend shoplifted @rOnInRaJ
Quote of rOnInRaJ
Thu Jul 18 2024
This quote has been picked in 13 out of 39 matches
I can pretend these two lectures don't exist, then I can go!
Quote of cyan :3
Tue Feb 18 2025
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 15 matches
i'll unfuck you @rOnInRaJ (to @Itay)
Quote of rOnInRaJ, Itay
Sat Jun 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 29 matches
Urban tiger has upped their prices $4 for a large in the last David @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Thu May 16 2024
This quote has been picked in 14 out of 42 matches
Itay - we solved differential geometry, just use oestrogen
...
Charlotte - testosterone is the inverse of oestrogen
Quote of Itay & Charlotte
Fri Mar 28 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 10 matches
I've been cromoted @Bailey
Quote of Bailey
Thu Nov 02 2023
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 31 matches
Donate now! Support Vector Machines!
Quote of Larry the Llama
Thu Oct 02 2025
This quote has been picked in 0 out of 1 matches
Being bi and having alcohol is dangerous
Quote of Tunc
Mon Nov 10 2025
This quote has been picked in 0 out of 0 matches
true but does the average person know how to cuddle? probably not
Quote of adi | 3900 class rep
Sun Nov 09 2025
This quote has been picked in 0 out of 0 matches
Can we just go with appeal to authority but like, not as a fallacy
Quote of Jasper
Tue Nov 25 2025
This quote has been picked in 0 out of 0 matches
i'm gonna complete the dooby doo
Quote of Elliott
Thu Dec 11 2025
This quote has been picked in 0 out of 0 matches
wait i totally missed the david tomboy arc of this conversation
Quote of Tetrii
Wed Dec 10 2025
This quote has been picked in 0 out of 0 matches
benam: why do the headphones light up? Ashley: cus it's fun :) Alyssa: for performance improvements benam: will there be a CMYK version for tabletop games to make my opponents hurry up and lose faster?
Quote of benam, Ashley, Alyssa
Sat Jul 12 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 14 matches
shit I'm 32 @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Tue Jul 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 11 out of 38 matches
call me a buffer receiving "\n" the way im gonna get flushed after this exam
Quote of john bottle
Wed Nov 12 2025
This quote has been picked in 0 out of 1 matches
I shouldn't have majored in stone in college @Bailey
Quote of Bailey
Sat Apr 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 15 out of 42 matches
Fish just sounds fishy.
Quote of Alyssa
Thu Dec 19 2024
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 18 matches
John Cena is my favourite brass section
Quote of Jack
Sun Nov 03 2024
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 20 matches
department of climate change, evoenergy, the environment, and icon water it's been half privatised :) just wait til we privatise climate change - @:3 Jack
As long as that means the rich get climate change - @Julian
Quote of :3 Jack, Julian
Sat Aug 10 2024
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 27 matches
I still haven't played that game and refuse to touch it: any game that contains Turing-complete mechanics and constrained optimisation is just digital heroin and will cost me a month
Quote of Badger
Thu Oct 16 2025
This quote has been picked in 0 out of 1 matches
People in the CSSA look like ants [...] cool ants! Ants are cool.
Quote of Anonymous (by request)
Fri Jul 25 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 7 matches
quick question, would y'all consider having your organs sold to be a "health problem", or would that just be generic "damage" (like a bullet wound)?
Quote of TRr4M (David)
Fri Oct 17 2025
This quote has been picked in 0 out of 2 matches
A ||tromboner|| (nsfw) @Perspicacious (Jon)
Quote of Perspicacious (Jon)
Sat Jun 08 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 35 matches
Please do not carbonate my diarrhoea
Quote of Unattributed
Wed Jun 04 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 13 matches
Well, you can sleep in classes, I guess
Quote of Fabian Muelhboeck
Thu Aug 07 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 12 matches
I love pain @Itay
Quote of Itay
Thu Aug 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 30 matches
you can also directly quote a discord message if it's in this server
Quote of Gingeh (April)
Thu Aug 07 2025
This quote has been picked in 1 out of 8 matches
okay, was that racist? I’m a bit brown @rOnInRaJ
Quote of rOnInRaJ
Tue Jun 18 2024
This quote has been picked in 10 out of 35 matches
you can't deny me access! @Pat 🦊 (immediately afterwards)
Quote of Pat 🦊
Tue Mar 19 2024
This quote has been picked in 6 out of 27 matches
Moo :3
Quote of The phone
Sun Oct 27 2024
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 24 matches
How does one use the quotes system? Is it just creating a thread, and that makes the quote?
Quote of Larry the Llama
Thu Aug 07 2025
This quote has been picked in 1 out of 7 matches
They skill on my issue until I win Definitely not J-Dawgg @ anon
Quote of Definitely not J-Dawgg
Wed Jul 24 2024
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 33 matches
The value co-creation of the 80s porno mags - Unattributed
Quote of \- Unattributed
Fri May 31 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 36 matches
@Luke : oh but you see, hypotheticals can be a good learning experience for everyone, myself included :p <a:Typing:827916025475498105> pl4nty is typing... @Luke : plant don't you dare
Quote of Luke
Sat Mar 30 2024
This quote has been picked in 8 out of 28 matches
my company has 100% Linux endpoints @Elias
Quote of Elias
Sat Jul 20 2024
This quote has been picked in 9 out of 33 matches
Me when I have twins
Quote of My old math1005 tutor (masc)
Sun Oct 27 2024
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 23 matches
I'm pretty sure you can live without a heart. The people who make up the board of directors at Nestle all seem to be alive
Quote of Probie
Fri Oct 17 2025
This quote has been picked in 0 out of 3 matches
Sample Long text
Quote of Sample Text
Tue Sep 17 2024
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 22 matches
@darren: outside of what feels fragmented documentation, nixos is nice @SebasPtsch: Flakey documentation 👀
Quote of darren, SebasPtsch
Wed Feb 28 2024
This quote has been picked in 5 out of 27 matches
I think I've been mentioned in a quote but I don't think I've been directly quoted.
Quote of Charlotte
Tue Feb 18 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 13 matches
Once you're rich enough you don't even have to leave the slot machines
Quote of David
Fri Apr 11 2025
This quote has been picked in 1 out of 11 matches
If you attribute that quote I will carbonate your diahorrea
Quote of The same unattributed person
Wed Jun 04 2025
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 14 matches
Call me a grasshopper the way I be murdering these bugs
Quote of shminge (Elliott)
Fri Dec 05 2025
This quote has been picked in 0 out of 4 matches
Azakazo, azakaza, I conjure a flag, just for ya (it rhymes) @Bailey
Quote of Bailey
Fri Jul 19 2024
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 21 matches
Shakes hands, starts yelling, […] keeps cutting to the Italians having a crisis me when I lose, collapse to my knees and and dramatically fall over backwards - @kate
Quote of kate
Sun Aug 04 2024
This quote has been picked in 7 out of 30 matches
[Insert_Name] Bringer of Plague: no way rei ayanami Rei: ssup [Insert_Name] Bringer of Plague: didn't you turn into fanta? Rei: fkoff
Quote of @insert_name_user (Insert_Name), @hanfeizi786 (Rei)
Fri Nov 01 2024
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 19 matches
If I get this flag, I am quitting.
Quote of Julian
Fri Oct 25 2024
This quote has been picked in 1 out of 18 matches
Who is @mallocs (Alex she/her)? - @Daniel
Quote of mallocs (Alex she/her), Daniel
Mon Jul 22 2024
This quote has been picked in 4 out of 26 matches
It’s probably restricted?
Quote of Alyssa
Mon Sep 23 2024
This quote has been picked in 2 out of 22 matches
the murk-nt from Venice @:3 Jack
Quote of :3 Jack
Mon Jul 29 2024
This quote has been picked in 3 out of 25 matches